Site updated: 01/05/10
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The Screaming Divas are a loosely affiliated group of middle-aged women -- some more middle than others -- in Ormond Beach, Florida, seeking to improve their lives through the purchase of ill-fitting tennis attire and intermittent comic relief. Doctor Captain is back in 2009 with a new Pack O' Divas. To the intense dismay of their opposition and family members, the Screaming Divas have reformed as an unlikely band of 4.0 GVTL players. Contact: Doctor Captain Koller 386.679.7351 http://www.facebook.com/lynnkoller
"I am here to play women's tennis. I'm a lady. Predominantly, most of the time I always like to play ladies."
Serena Williams
[Your Doctor Captain concurs, my little Cricket.]
Billie Jean King |
For a fun little game, ask yourself the question "Who is the most freakish Diva of all?" and then hit Esc on your keyboard. Look right for the answer. Note that these are the "old" Divas (with old being relative to their Diva status, not chronological age) and that your Webmaster has not the time or desire to perform a face replace. Here is a list of the confirmed New Thursday night 4.0 Divas. To email all of the Divas at once, click here.
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The
Screaming Divas welcome your email comments, tennis tips, and advice about where
to purchase cute little tennis skirts. They do not welcome your phone
calls, as they all have very busy, highly productive lives off of the tennis
courts that leave no time for telemarketers. 
