Site updated: 09/26/11
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Au weh! Your Doctor Captain** is back in 20091011 with another new Pack O' Divas. To the intense dismay of their opposition and family members, the Screaming Divas have reformed as an unlikely band of 4.0 3.5 7.5 Combo 4.0 GVTL USTA GVTL USTA 3.5 players, a small, racially homogenous group of fanatical tennis players representing all sectors of the economy - healthcare, education, retail, legal, and occasionally the shadier side of the "adult" entertainment industry. Contact: The Captain O' Captain 386.679.7351 http://www.facebook.com/lynnkoller
"I am here to play women's tennis. I'm a lady. Predominantly, most of the time I always like to play ladies."
Serena Williams
Billie Jean King
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For a fun little game, ask yourself the question "Who is the most freakish Diva of all?" and then hit Esc on your keyboard. Look right for the answer. Note that these are the "old" Divas (with old being relative to their Diva status, not chronological age) and that your Webmaster has not the time or desire to perform a face replace. Here's a list of the New Screaming Divas Elite SEALS USTA 3.5 Women's Team for the 2011 Special Season. They are all still living. To email all of the Diva SEALS at once, click here.
Here's a list of the 2009/2010 Thursday night 4.0 Divas. They are all still living. To email all of the Divas at once, click here.
Here is a list of the 2010 Women's 7.5 Combo USTA Screaming Divas (click here to email them all at once):
2010 Women's 3.5 USTA Screaming Diva Elite SEALS (click here to email them all at once):
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The
Screaming Divas welcome your email comments, tennis tips, and advice about where
to purchase cute little tennis skirts. They do not welcome your phone
calls, as they all have very busy, highly productive lives off of the tennis
courts that leave no time for telemarketers. 
