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Au weh! Your Doctor Captain** is back in 200910 with another new Pack O' Divas. To the intense dismay of their opposition and family members, the Screaming Divas have reformed as an unlikely band of 4.0 3.5 7.5 Combo GVTL USTA players, a small, racially homogenous group of fanatical tennis players representing all sectors of the economy - healthcare, education, retail, legal, and occasionally the shadier side of the "adult" entertainment industry.


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"I am here to play women's tennis. I'm a lady. Predominantly, most of the time I always like to play ladies."

 

Serena Williams

"Ladies, here's a hint. If you're up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. That's the hardest shot for the well-endowed." 

Billie Jean King

 

 

 

The official Diva photographer went underground for a few years, primarily capturing images of her resident psychotic feline and his spectral friends. She has polished her lenses and will soon develop full photo record of the transcendent 4.0 Screaming Divas.

 

Anyone who wants to submit photos of Divas may do so. But, beware, that any photos showing Divas caught in compromising positions will be confiscated.  Negatives will be destroyed (or memory cards and memories themselves, as the case may be) and offending photographers will be shot -- and not with a camera.  Alternatively, the Webmaster may opt to sell the inappropriate photographic images to the highest bidder, regardless of how many lives and tennis careers may be ruined. Click to enlarge (the photo).

 

Click here to see the Divas at their Greatest Greatest Victory on Thursday, May 27, 2010.

 

Click here to see the Divas in action in their Sunday, May 16, 2010 Beer-Music-Girls-Tennis Practice.

 

Divas Tonya and Anna discussing hair removal systems.

Diva Anna gripping her shoulder after being innocuated by Captain Doctor for swine flu

Diva Tonya proving conclusively that she used an appropriate hair removal system that morning

Confusion ensues on the court when Diva Anna demands that the opposition show her their underwear

Divas Tonya and Leen conferring on the pros and cons of chemical hair removal systems

Diva Tonya, wondering whether furry ankles were actually a turnoff or whether Diva Anna was just being mean

Diva Leen wondering whether laser hair removal was worth selling her dignity for

Diva Lisa pausing in wonderment that the doubles Divas were dancing all around her whilst her match continued

Diva Anna half drunk and ready for action

Doctor Captain with Diva Anna's hand suspiciously fondling her prominant hip bone

Diva Anna hugging the pole

Diva Anna loosening up and finding herself at home with her knee up and legs slightly askew

Doctor Captain practicing her pole dancing moves and hoping to avoid splinters

Doctor Captain taking extreme evasive action to avoid splinters

Doctor Captain receiving a splinter but satisfied that the cost-benefit ratio worked out in her favor

Diva Leen wondering aloud why there are so many lesbian references in the conversation and why one must wear Gilded Age apparel to a tennis party

Diva Tonya breaking out in a celebratory dance

Diva Tonya explains to Leen that everyone's different and she should drink another beer before they expire-the pronoun/antecedent reference is unclear

Diva Leen decides that life is in fact too short to remain sitting, though she is still unclear on the conversation context

Diva Leen explains that while she has never smoked pot, she is always on a natural high