
Site updated: 07/08/10
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Au weh! Your Doctor Captain** is back in 200910 with another new Pack O' Divas. To the intense dismay of their opposition and family members, the Screaming Divas have reformed as an unlikely band of 4.0 3.5 7.5 Combo GVTL USTA players, a small, racially homogenous group of fanatical tennis players representing all sectors of the economy - healthcare, education, retail, legal, and occasionally the shadier side of the "adult" entertainment industry. Contact: Doctor Captain O' Captain 386.679.7351 http://www.facebook.com/lynnkoller
"I am here to play women's tennis. I'm a lady. Predominantly, most of the time I always like to play ladies."
Serena Williams
Billie Jean King
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Anyone who wants to submit photos of Divas may do so. But, beware, that any photos showing Divas caught in compromising positions will be confiscated. Negatives will be destroyed (or memory cards and memories themselves, as the case may be) and offending photographers will be shot -- and not with a camera. Alternatively, the Webmaster may opt to sell the inappropriate photographic images to the highest bidder, regardless of how many lives and tennis careers may be ruined. Click to enlarge (the photo).
Click here to see the Divas at their Greatest Greatest Victory on Thursday, May 27, 2010.
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